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[samhaan]

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text 7:25 pm

[ollendorff]

[samhaan]

that's not where that goes at all

[ollendorff]

i'm not putting it on my eyelids again.

[samhaan]

yeah the domestic abuse questions really gotta stop

[ollendorff]

apparently "only when i say harder" is an upsetting answer at brunch.

[samhaan]

yeah and who actually suffers? i suffer.

[ollendorff]

that sounds like a you problem.

[samhaan]

oh but i know the root of it.

[ollendorff]

a) you've transcended salty to briny
b) you've never met a situation you won't reflexively say "make me" to
c) you'd be painfully bored if i was well behaved.

[samhaan]

one of these days i'm gonna find something else that'll keep me from being bored and you won't have that excuse anymore

[ollendorff]

this is your emptiest threat.

[samhaan]

i've made emptier

[ollendorff]

i'll show you empty.

[samhaan]

please do

[ollendorff]

who taught you manners?

[samhaan]

1. i should have been on a postcard. i was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.

2. i just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. tonight was a success.

3. i wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet

4. so i definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy

5. i wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now

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[ollendorff]

is this what happens every time i go to another city for work?

[samhaan]

not every time.

just this time.

[ollendorff]

that you'll admit to.

[samhaan]

yes.

[ollendorff]

sap.

[samhaan]

it's a tree, what do you expect?

[ollendorff]

you're a tree.

[samhaan]

okay we don't need to point out the obvious just for fun.

[ollendorff]

it's that or dick pic roulette.

[samhaan]

but you get the same enjoyment outta both of those

[ollendorff]

"enjoy" is a very strong word for how i feel about strange dicks.